The "Wicked" Witch is surprisingly pleasant once she gets her morning brew. But until then, heed the warning: "Don't Make Me Call the Flying Monkeys". Because she will. I've seen it happen.
This mug should pacify the wonderful witch of your family -
it measures 5.25" L x 3.75" W x 4.5" H, and is made of Stoneware. Holds 16 ounces.